At the city center one night, while enjoying the chill in the air, and steaming hot coffee, a strong aroma of grilled beef made all our heads turn. It was from an open-air hamburger stall that said “THE BEST BRITISH BEEF.”
Rachel turns to me and says, “So, what do you think of our British Beef?”
I whispered loudly to her ear, “MAD COW.”
Her husband, Mark, pokes me with his finger and says, “How dare you call my wife names!”
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George from Uganda touches his 1/8 inch close crop of hair and sighs.
“What’s wrong?” I asked him.
George gives another loud sigh, “I need a haircut, my hair is so long!”
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Rachel’s dad nudged Paul, the only single guy in the party and with a sideways glance at the group of us single girls, “Hey, aren’t the odds good for you tonight?”
Paul looks at us chattering away and sighs, “Yeah…but the goods are odd.”
Monday, February 04, 2008
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You should've answered back with "better odd than damaged goods" mwehehe ;-)
Aside from the hair thing, very good and very british wordplay!
Hahaha... alaskador mga kamag-anak ni Rachel. :)
Except for Mr. Bean, I couldn't really get the British sense of humor... well, maybe they're all not British. :)
i was thinking that the wife was british? hehe
I like the last one. hehe.
lol at the last one. =)
yep..last one din ako hehe
woohoo! "the goods are odd."
laughing like crazy here!
"Goods are odd." Nice one. Hahaha. Kaya pala sya single pa dahil pihikan naman eh.
"but the goods are odd". he he. That was one hell of a retort. I wish I could say that myself. kaya lang, baka sampal ang abutin ko. heheh
lol @ the last one.
maybe he meant odd as unique? :D
those are funny.
i hope you enjoyed your New Year celebration.
nice break from a hectic saturday.tnx
Thanks, all for yoru comments--obviously, the last one is the favorite, hehe. If only I could remember all the funny conversations I've heard here in college, I'd post them all up!! ;P
seem like you're enjoying your stay there :)
Great sende of humour. Good bunch huh?
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